LifeStyles…by Joe Davis

“Drunk Ethics: Chivalry”
A little while back while at a friend’s party, I was in the midst of
a conversation with a girl named Linda. We were discussing her current
interests in school and the other BS that people often talk about when
there first introduced and have no base to start a conversation from.
However, as it so often did, I would soon be interrupted by another
party goer, his name remains a mystery, who insisted on “one upping”
whatever I had to say in the conversation.
Normally, this would not bother me, but at the time I had a few
drinks in me and had legitimately gained interest in what Linda had
been saying, and his input had begun to slow the conversation. Without
fail, Linda left soon after, for whatever reason, and I found myself
standing alone with this “gentleman” on the back porch of the
apartment. He then began to tell me how hot he thought she was and
that he was going to continue talking with her when he found her
inside. Unfortunately, curiosity had the best of me at the time an I
inquired what he hoped to achieve by “pestering” her further.
As if defensively he respond, “Dude I’d totally fuck her tonight.”
That felt uncomfortable, I too thought she was hot, but felt no vibe
that she wanted to “fuck” either of us, let alone talk, and this
exchange of words would persist in my thoughts through out the party
and I would eventually decide to leave, disgusted.
I’m definitely not a person to judge or even try undermining one’s
sexual preferences: be it gay or straight and guys or girls. Any one
could gain and potentially grow by easing up on the “beer balls”
attitude I’ve seen lately and . let’s just start having some class.
Guys start holding the libido back some, maybe . Just because your
drunk and horny, doesn’t alleviate you for being a douche in public,
being a potential rapist, and YOUR responsibility as a “good” human
being within these social “confines” to be a honest, caring, and moral
person. Use your other head one night, with just a little luck, you
might actually find someone worth listening to.